Things I hate about Gawker

"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario) 08/07/2015 at 14:24 • Filed to: Gawker

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Number 719: fake articles. I really hope things like this “article” don’t become common here

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 08/07/2015 at 14:26

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Ad revenue...

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE 08/07/2015 at 14:28

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Yea I know...I just hope jalopnik doesn’t get bombarded with them

William Byrd > BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE 08/07/2015 at 14:28

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Yeah, gotta pay the rent.

Party-vi > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 08/07/2015 at 14:30

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It’s like, Jalopnik provides us with entertainment at no price, but somehow they still need money to pay salaries and keep the lights on. Strange.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Party-vi 08/07/2015 at 14:38

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Yea I get it...just hope it says to a minimum and doesn’t get over done

Party-vi > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 08/07/2015 at 14:43

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I think Jalopnik will keep them to a minimal amount, mostly because we would start bitching and moaning about them if they got too common.

Cash Rewards > Party-vi 08/07/2015 at 14:49

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Next you’ll want demuro to wear pants and not shoot videos with his phone. These things cost money, people! Pants don’t grow on trees!

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Party-vi 08/07/2015 at 14:57

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I’ll also add that I don’t really like the “article” format of it. It’ll definitely generate more clicks for them though which is why they are doing it

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 08/07/2015 at 15:08

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Clean you car with this one trick! Dirt HATE him. You won’t BELIEVE what a disgruntled garden hose said!

Party-vi > Cash Rewards 08/07/2015 at 15:22

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But what if I don’t want DeMuro to wear pants?

Cash Rewards > Party-vi 08/07/2015 at 15:40

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You mean, like the rest of us? Just skip the ads, and sign the Oppo for a Pantsless DeMuro petition.

PushToStart > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 08/07/2015 at 15:52

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That clickbaity title reeks of Buzzfeed...

TractorPillow > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 08/07/2015 at 16:00

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I just thought it was silly how they say wheels are the backbone of the car. Isn't that the frame? I mean I'm no mechanic, but that seems to make more sense. I would call the wheels the feet of the car. Stupid armor all

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 09/05/2015 at 15:52

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So what?